Canyon Sized Cameltoe (2:10)

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St Lucifer (2:8)
Mar 30, 11:28 pm i have an agreement with possom (camel), my friend.

please lay off the arsons for a while, or we will have to take measures. i warned your al of your impending ktage before it happened, cease your actions and i will get diamond to cease as well.

Drunken Idiot

I find it curious for someone outside of the Diamond alliance to message me to stop pestering Canyon Sized Cameltoe (2:10); especially coming from a system that went to war with the named alliance.

Some other time I would have granted this request, but not this time. There are several reasons I can’t obliged.

One reason is my alliance is at war with the Diamond alliance and it is my duty to participate in this war as much as I can. Anything less is treason. Another reason and a more personal one is I felt betrayed. When Mr. Possum first attack my planet I could have suicide on him but instead raided the planet Transylvania because he sent me a message that his attack was for my attack earlier. He said he did the same thing to the planet Adana and House of Fury. He said that we are even and that is that. I message him that I understand and started planning on bringing down the planet Transylvania along with me (Diamond decided to make me a kill target so I want to bring one of my raiders along).

Surprise! Surprise! Canyon Sized Cameltoe assaulted my planet again. That’s bad move on your part Mr. Possum because my attention was diverted from the planet Transylvania to you. That’s when I changed my target from the planet Transylvania to the planet Canyon Sized Cameltoe.

Here is the latest news from my field agents:

Mar 30, 9:09 pm We sabotaged 121 Power Plants of Canyon Sized Cameltoe (2:10).
Mar 30, 9:09 pm We sabotaged 116 Power Plants of Canyon Sized Cameltoe (2:10).
Mar 31, 7:23 am We sabotaged 126 Power Plants of Canyon Sized Cameltoe (2:10).
Mar 31, 7:23 am We sabotaged 121 Power Plants of Canyon Sized Cameltoe (2:10).
Mar 31, 7:24 am We sabotaged 117 Power Plants of Canyon Sized Cameltoe (2:10).
Mar 31, 7:24 am We sabotaged 113 Power Plants of Canyon Sized Cameltoe (2:10).
Mar 31, 7:24 am We sabotaged 109 Power Plants of Canyon Sized Cameltoe (2:10).

Alright! I’m so proud of my agents! Hee hee!

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Kill Target.

Since my last attack on TechniColour (1:13), I have been concentrating my attacks against Diamond planets. Unfortunately, they seem to have caught on and made me a kill target.

Since then, my planet news is swarmed with bad news. My glorious planet has been reduced to a mere 2 million networth and less than 3k of lands.

Although I cannot mount any military expedition against my enemies, I still have all those operatives that can do great damage. Right now, those operatives are plaguing Canyon Sized Cameltoe and doing lots of damage. I calculated that he probably lost more from my sabotage than all the assault he has done against me. If I continue this, I’m sure that he will be displaced from first place and fall to second or even third rank. Hee hee! He should have stop assaulting me after the first one. Power to us little planets! Yay!

Mar 30, 5:18 am
We blew up 59 Mines of Canyon Sized Cameltoe (2:10).
Mar 30, 5:19 am
We blew up 59 Mines of Canyon Sized Cameltoe (2:10).
Mar 30, 5:19 am
We blew up 178 Mines of Canyon Sized Cameltoe (2:10).
Mar 30, 5:19 am
We blew up 178 Mines of Canyon Sized Cameltoe (2:10).
Mar 30, 11:10 am
We sabotaged 124 Power Plants of Canyon Sized Cameltoe (2:10).
Mar 30, 11:11 am
We sabotaged 119 Power Plants of Canyon Sized Cameltoe (2:10).
Mar 30, 11:12 am
We sabotaged 115 Power Plants of Canyon Sized Cameltoe (2:10).

TechniColor

Mr. Kane, one of the public forum moderators, must be a bit upset right now or at least disappointed. His planet, the planet TechniColor which was the strongest planet in the universe, is now a helpless little planet. Although it is partially his fault because instead of keeping his military at home for defense, he launch an attack that left him open for an easy land grab. Later in the public forum, Mr. Kane posted that the reason he committed suicide was because he would rather give his land to his alliance member then to see it slowly wither away by missiles.

When I first saw his status of military (SOM), I immediately considered attacking him but decided not to since there was an announcement in the alliance forum that we will go to war later with an unknown alliance and at the moment we are not at war with anyone. Since loyalty to my alliance comes first, I refrained from grabbing Mr. Kane’s 11k land.

Phooey! The alliance we went to war with was the Diamond alliance. It was the same alliance where Mr. Kane’s planet is a member. By the time I assaulted his planet, it was down to 7k land.

Mar 28, 4:59 am
Troops from SmallStick (1:5) assaulted TechniColour (1:13) and conquered 769 land.

A system planet of mine was more fortunate. He attack earlier than me and got the juicier side of Mr. Kane’s planet.

Mar 28, 4:03 am
Troops from Mavroskylos (1:5) assaulted TechniColour (1:13) and conquered 1,055 land.

I’m so envious. Hee hee!

NoFear Vs. Diamond

The two is at war again and NoFear’s kill target seems to be TechniColor and the little pest is proving to be a worthy opponent. The planet TechniColor seems to have lost over 1k land in between my last two scans (27-Mar-06 6:44 PM to 28-Mar-06 12:09 AM). I notice someone launching missiles against TechniColor this morning (Galaxies Ablaze Time) but I thought it was just some misguided player that wanted to launch missiles on the strongest planet in both galaxies. I was wrong.

I immediately check the war status of Diamond and found that it was at war with NoFear. I also check the alliance news (reading it from the bottom upward) to see who started the conflict for this blog (also to stop future argument on who started the war first. Hee hee!).

Mar 28, 12:09 am The NoFear alliance has declared war on the Diamond alliance.

I wonder what our alliance would do now. Will we join a side and if we do with whom? I wonder. Further news will be forthcoming as yours truly delved into this chaotic situation.

UP or DOWN.

Earlier, there was a heated discussion about who declared war on Diamond first. Somebody posted that it was the Fubar alliance who declared war first. But Mr. Evilkillerwhale disagreed and claimed that it was TehWhalez first then NoFear, Epic, and lastly Fubar. He then mentioned about how Mr. Abradix must be reading the alliance news from bottom to top that’s why he got it wrong.

I realized that in the entire time since alliance news was first read, nobody has ever mentioned on what is the right way to read the alliance news. If it is from top to bottom or bottom to top and everyone assumes that everyone else was reading it the same way they do. Isn’t that strange? Here is a sample of the alliance news.

Mar 27, 3:58 pm The FUBAR alliance has declared war on the Angels alliance.
Mar 27, 4:01 pm The Angels alliance has offered peace to the FUBAR alliance.
Mar 27, 6:21 pm The (2:2) system has left the AngleLords alliance.
Mar 27, 6:22 pm The (2:2) system has joined the FUBAR alliance.
Mar 28, 12:09 am The NoFear alliance has declared war on the Diamond alliance.
Mar 28, 12:23 am The (1:13) system has left the Diamond alliance.
Mar 28, 12:59 am The (2:15) system has joined the Diamond alliance.

Mr. Veritas argued that the right way to read the forum was to read it from top to bottom. Just like the way you are reading my blog right now, just like the way we read everything written in English. He has a point.

I on the other hand prefer to read the alliance news from bottom to top. Since the latest news appear at the bottom of the news and the oldest and already read news are on the top; I prefer to read the news I have not yet read and read upward until I see a news I have already seen. This way I wouldn’t be reading something I have already read again and again and again. Another thing is, the news only last for 72 hours then it gets deleted, so you cannot just bookmark where you have last read the news, especially not if you miss reading it for more than a day. So I prefer to read it my way

Whether Mr. Veritas is right or wrong does not matter right now. What is important is I read it MY WAY! Oh Franky! Hee hee!

Definitely Back.

Mar 25, 1:59 pm
Troops from SmallStick (1:5) assaulted Tempest (1:1) and conquered 516 land.

Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

Retaliation 2.

I mentioned about Unknown Restless raiding another planet because of its missile attack against me. Well a planet in that system also retaliated and assaulted the planet Unknown Restless.

Mar 25, 12:57 pm
Troops from High Alps (1:8) assaulted Unknown Restless (1:5) and conquered 435 land.

Unfortunately for the planet Unknown Restless, High Alps is way too strong for me so I can’t break his defense. Unfortunately for High Alps, TechniColour can. Hee hee!

War Against Diamond 2.

The war against Diamond alliance ended some time ago. When the final accounting is finish, Diamond is still the no. 1 alliance. This does not mean they did not suffer. They lost some top planets, while others were severely injured that they might not recover and survive, or archive in the top ten scores.

Right now, I’m only worried about the no. 1 and 2 strongest planet in the universe, both of which belongs to the diamond alliance. Hopefully I will grow strong and be able to defend myself from them.

Retaliation.

There seems to be a new trend that is encouraged by the NoFear Alliance and that is retaliation by missiles. After I successfully attack The Honey Badger, he retaliated by sending a revenger missile against me.

Mar 24, 12:03 pm
A Revenger missile launched from The Honey Badger (1:8) hit SmallStick (1:5) and destroyed 100 land, killed no population, and there were no military casualties.

We, of course, cannot let this go by because if we do it would mean every time we attack they will retaliate with missiles. So a system planet of mine taught The Honey Badger a simple lesson.

Mar 24, 11:56 pm
Troops from Unknown Restless (1:5) raided The Honey Badger (1:8) and secured 79 land.
Mar 25, 8:29 am
Troops from Unknown Restless (1:5) raided The Honey Badger (1:8) and secured 74 land.

Hope it gets through. Yay!

I’m Back!

I finally successfully assaulted a planet within my range. I’m so happy that I made a hit, and got away with it! Alright! This mean that my planet is finally fit again and I could increase my planet’s size through military expansion.

Mar 24, 11:59 am
Troops from SmallStick (1:5) assaulted The Honey Badger (1:8) and conquered 475 land.

Although I manage to get away this time, it does not always mean I will always be lucky. The planet Coco Pops (2:9), with a planet size of about 8.5k, was hit by the planet TechniColour (1:13). I’m just a little bit bigger than Coco Pops, so if I’m not careful I might be me next. But I’m feeling good right now to worry about that. Hee hee!